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Saturday 21 May 2011

Forbidden lines in bed



 

In your effort to put her at ease and to encourage her to not waste too much time on the prelude, you might just put your foot in your mouth and Forbidden lines in bed end up saying a lot of wrong things.

With every woman, you need to weigh each word before uttering them. This is so because behind that image of ‘femme fatale’, there might be a very sensible and smart woman which you never thought existed! Here are some lines that you should never use in bed whether it is before, during or after the sexual act.

"Have you ever wondered how would you look like with silicones?"

If you discover that her breasts are smaller than you thought they were, try and restrain yourself from making offensive comments. Push-up bras exist so what’s the problem anyway? Given the fact that the silicone fashion is ‘big’, women who choose not to have surgical interventions to look better feel they should be appreciated even more for the naturalness of their image.

"You are the most beautiful fatso I’ve ever seen"

Never ever say anything about a woman’s girth. She is very conscious of it and is doing her damnest to get rid of all that cellulite, so any cute comments are really not appreciated. The image of the anorexic woman could be a good reason to invent the 11th commandment, so they become obsessively careful regarding their own image. Any negative hint from this point of view might cost you.

"New lingerie again?"

Women spend a great amount of time shopping, so the last thing they need is for their choices in matters of clothing or lingerie to be criticized. Even though you probably don’t understand a thing from the fine embroidery covering their intimate areas, you should know they have a special meaning for your partner.

"Why don’t you watch porn?”

Are you trying to tell her that she doesn’t know enough about giving you pleasure? Huh, when did you say that? Well, that’s the first thought that comes to a woman’s mind when you say something so insulting to her. Unlike men, a lot of women are repulsed at the idea of watching such productions to improve their performance in bed. Find out to what extent is she willing to watch porn before suggesting it.

“Next time colour your hair blonde”
There you go again telling her to change herself. Why should she colour her hair blonde? So that you can have more fun fantasising? If you tell her this, she might say you are not pleased with her looks and she might feel hurt. It is as she was to tell you she’d rather you’d have more muscles.

"What’s that sound?"

Even though your partner is going through some awkward moments because of some physical reactions she cannot control (excessive lubrication, vaginal sounds) try not to make her situation worse by being ironic and intolerant. Although you might find it funny, control your reactions until she feels ok and you can both laugh about it.
 

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