1 Line Humour

1 Line Humour

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, 
especially if you take them while driving.


[2] Having one child makes you a parent; 
having two you are a referee.


[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person
 is always right and the other is the husband!


[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.
 I tried - but they wanted cash.


[5] A child's greatest period of growth is the month
 after you've purchased new school uniforms.


[6] Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.


[7] Don't marry the person you want to live with, 
marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever
 you do, you'll regret it later.


[8] You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.


[9] Bad
officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.


[10] Laziness is
nothing more than the habit of resting 
before you get tired.


[11] Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it 
to her or she'll take it anyway.


[12] My wife and I always compromise. 
I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.


[13] Those who can't laugh at themselves
 leave the job to others.


[14] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.


[15] A successful marriage requires falling in love 
many times, always with the same person.


[16] You're getting old when you enjoy 
remembering things more than doing them.


[17] It doesn't matter how often a married man 
changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.


[18] Real friends are the ones who survive 
transitions between address books.


[19] Saving is the best thing. Especially when 
your parents have done it for you.


[20] Wise men talk because they have something to say; 
fools talk because they have to say something


[21] They
call our language the mother tongue because the 
father seldom gets to speak!


[22] Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come.


[23]Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
 It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands 
before the fight begins!


[24]Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, 
what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


[25]It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage 
vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide
 is better or being murdered.


[26]There is only one perfect child in the world
 and every mother has it.


[27]There is only one perfect wife in the world 
and every neighbor has it!


So Enjoy Life and Take
it easy...